Scale:
90-100 : oh my holy god
80-89 : excellent, orgasmic cinema
70-79 : great stuff
60-69 : recommended
50-59 : barely recommended
40-49 : has merit
30-39 : not recommended
20-29 : freaking unpleasant
10-19 : ugh
0-9 : burn film burn
{all sequencing below in preferential order}